curiosity-destroyed-my-innocence:
I reblog this every time.. It gives me chills, just thinking about it. Because I could see myself doing this…
Aw
enjoy even the fuckin last moment of ur life.thats the point
so my parents just came home from the shops and told me that they got a new toilet seat
Yes those are dolphins and shells.
But wait until you open the fucking thing
Oh yes
my parents bought a LIGHT UP TOILET SEAT
I am so fucking done
at least you can pee in the middle of the night without turning on the bathroom light
already-dead-but-still-breathing:
never thought i would actually like something from Shakepeare…but this line is genius
Second time reblogging this… Today.
